Dear Korean TV,

(a letter inspired by Cousin)

I must admit, I LOVE my English channel! I appreciate all the American shows and movies that are aired with Korean subtitles.

However, I think of this as MY English channel and when you play the same episode of things 3 and 4 times a week I feel let down. Lets face it, I can only watch the same episode of Criminal Minds, Project Runway, HOUSE or CSI so many times - I try to pretend that I have forgotten the ending so I can act surprised and justify watching the same episode again! Then, you start to air some episodes of certain shows and then they disappear! What's up with that??? The second I think I know when certain shows are on, the schedule changes. And when you decided to change to a different channel completely... I thought that I had lost you forever!!! Thank goodness for insomnia and late night channel surfing!

Also, I do not appreciate the French movies that you play. Hello, the subtitles are still in Korean and I don't speak either of those languages!
And when you play Korean movies, do you really think the Korean subtitles are necessary?

One more thing... I am not sure why you feel the need to put porn on first thing in the morning. Don't get me wrong, a little porn never hurt anybody, but it seems like one of those things that should be on at 2 or 3 in the morning, not 7am while I am getting ready for work!!! And while we are on this topic, why do you blurr out things on shows like CSI and HOUSE but give me a full frontal on the morning porn????

Nevertheless, I appreciate all the background noise and entertainment you provide - especially when its 2am and I still can't fall asleep! I will see you again soon!

Amanda